hello!! the name’s kayla, but i very much like to go by wheatley! feel free to call me any of my other kin names, but wheatley is greatly preferred :-)
they/them pronouns please!! really the only time where you can use pronouns other than those would be if you were talking about me as if i were wheatley, which in that case you could use he/him, but absolutely no she/her!
i enjoy drawing, writing, music, cosplaying (technically i’m not able to do it because of reasons but i’ve done it once before and would love to do it again!), and other things!

SHOWS

the office (us)
she-ra and the princesses of power
the midnight gospel
rick and morty
law and order: special victims unit
brooklyn 99
khonjin house
spaced

MOVIES

shaun of the dead
the world’s end
hot fuzz

MUSIC

ajr
cavetown
caravan palace
two door cinema club
mother mother
conan gray
jack stauber
blackbear
the living tombstone

GAMES

portal 2
portal
animal crossing new horizons
five nights at freddy's
minecraft

SELFHOOD

wheatley (portal 2) permashift ∅
gary king (the world’s end) ∅

HIGH KINS

catra (she-ra) id ✓
tim bisley (spaced) ♡
shaun riley (shaun of the dead) ♡

CHARACTERS

chell (portal 2)
jim (the office)
nicholas angel (hot fuzz)

SHIPS

wheatley x chell (portal 2)
nicholas x danny (hot fuzz)

SOURCES

portal 2
hot fuzz
the office
she-ra
the world’s end

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

◉ make sure you’re okay with the possibility of me calling you “love” or “dear”, i always mean it platonically but i can understand someone not liking it and i don’t wanna make anyone uncomfortable!
◉ i don’t use any tone tags like /j or /s, so if you need them to understand the tone of messages please tell me and i’ll be sure to use them anytime i’m talking to you, otherwise i won’t use them!
◉ please do note that i am still somewhat new to kinning and i definitely wouldn’t put it pass myself to slip up with wording or terms, so if i do, please just be patient and gentle with me and tell me how whatever term it is is wrong

DO NOT INTERACT

◉ you fit basic dni criteria, i.e. homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc
◉ you kin grimm or grimmchild from hollow knight
◉ you’re pro-ship
◉ you post hate mail about any of my kins or comfort characters
◉ you think kins > friends

PLEASE INTERACT

◉ you kin chell
◉ you kin adora
◉ you share any of my interests, especially my hyperfixations
◉ you post love mail for any of my kins, especially the higher ones

TRIGGERS

◉ audio of “they’re coming to take me away, ha ha”, even if it’s a cover
◉ loud noises/yelling
◉ babies or young children crying
◉ “babie” (babey, baby, or any other sort of variants are fine!)

thanks for taking the time to read through my carrd! just send the pass and i’ll try to accept your request asap! i look forward to hopefully meeting all of you soon!!

the password is the phrase “well now who’s the boss?”